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7 Funny Bumble Bios That Attract Women (Updated 2022)

Survey says a sense of humor gives you +1 attraction points, and these 7 funny Bumble bios will give her a reason to swipe right and message you!

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Critical Acclaim

Why leave all the reviews to Rotten Tomatoes? Putting a fresh twist on a recognizable format, whether it’s a Yelp, movie, or book review, is sure to bring a smile to her face:

funny Bumble bio example

It’s also a great way to showcase attractive characteristics, without being in-your-face about it. In the example above, she learns you enjoy cooking, dress well, and work out. Sounds like a great Friday night, right?

Even though they're 300 characters or less, the best funny Bumble bios pack in a handful of attractive qualities - enough to make her take notice. Research has found that women find attributes like a willingness to take risks, bravery, and courage attractive. So that’s a great place to start.

Be Better Than Those Other Guys

Chances are she’s swiping through profiles in between meetings, or while catching up on The Bachelor and checking social media. The point being, you may not be the only show in town. Boring is one of the worst things to be on any dating app, but particularly one where she has to choose you.

A funny Bumble bio like this may just be your chance to snap her out of auto pilot - and into messaging mode:

example of a funny bumble profile

This example has the trifecta - a funny beginning, a few attractive traits, and a call-to-action that doubles as a conversation starter. Who could resist that?

Surprise Her, In A Good Way

Odds are you’ve both come across your fair share of losers on dating apps, so why not forge a bond over the shared experience? These are two examples of how to poke some fun at your competition, then let her know you’re the Real Deal:

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Put It All On The Table

She’s checking out your pics and reading your bio on a tiny phone screen. It’s a point in your favor if she can easily skim your bio. Research has shown that the more understandable your words are, the more likeable and intelligent you seem. What’s easier to read than a simple list like in these examples?:

funny Bumble bio example for guys
funny Bumble profile

These funny Bumble bio examples easily lend themselves to humor. You can substitute practically any line with an attractive quality or trait, and you’re golden.

Just make sure not to put anything actually negative in the “cons” section. That's one of those common mistakes a lot of guys make on dating apps, and it's not hot. Plus, using words with a bad connotation make you seem less attractive and inferior.

(If you think you're making other common Bumble mistakes, check out these 6 fixes for your profile and pictures!)

Harness The Power Of Emojis

When you’re faced with a strict character limit, emojis are a great way to quickly convey ideas without using up much profile real estate. Plus, they add a lot of visual interest. So when it comes to short dating profiles, emojis are a win-win.

Bumble profile with emojis

Inject Some Humor Into Your Bumble Move Makers

Your bio isn’t the only place you can showcase your attractive sense of humor - why not add a clever line or two to your Bumble Move Makers?

my move makers example

My Move Makers on Bumble are short, 120-character snippets of info that you write in response to a specific prompt.

You can answer up to 3 of them, and with over 30 to choose from you’re bound to find a few you can use to put a smile on her face.

The Bumble My Move Maker example above works on several levels - it’s funny, plus it gives her useful - and attractive - information. She finds out he’s a devoted dog owner, and who can resist a pug?

Everything you write in your Bumble bio should contribute something positive to the mental image that she’s building of you in her head, and make her want to talk to you off the app. Be careful not to derail her impression with “humor” that will likely turn her off, like in this real-world example:

bad move maker example

Want more profile help? Check out these My Move Maker examples and tips!

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